Something to Make You Smile

 Hello blogland! Enjoy.
 

IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY....YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING......(not that you would...) AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... You open the door.........

KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....DOESN'T IT?

Three things that were sent to me that made me laugh.
 

#1 One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing.

#2 A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband  said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."

#3 Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonnay."

Blessings to all!

George