Hello all,
I have been away on vacation for a week. Nina and I had a really great time, but it is always good to be home. I received this from a friend a while ago and thought it was worth sharing.
Blessings,
Things to Think About!
Can you cry under water?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did
cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're
going to see you naked anyway.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?And my favorite....Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Happy you had a great time on your vacation. So considerate of you to take it at the same time as us, so I didn't miss anything. LOL
ReplyDeleteThe last one is very funny, I agree.
love willie
Hi Willie, glad you enjoyed. Next year perhaps we should meet up for a day somewhere exciting! I will even spring for dinner :-)
Deletelove,
George
Very cute, laughed right out loud at "Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?" And to tell the truth, the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Ba Ba Black Sheep are all the same music. ;) Play one and you can sing any of the three. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing, so much fun. :)
Hi Es May. I admit I laughed at that one also. Humanity is a strange lot indeed. Thanks for adding Ba Ba Black Sheep to the list. Of course you know I had to try and sing it to be sure! LOL
DeleteHugs,
George
Funny! Yes, you can cry underwater, at least I can. I agree with Willie, the last one is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHolla, thanks for dropping by. I didn't know you could cry underwater...interesting. The last one was my favorite also. I will visit your blog sometime soon.
DeleteBlessings,
George
Hi George,
ReplyDeleteGlad you hear you and Nina had a lovely vacation together. These are so great, thanks for sharing. Love them all, the last one especially. Hmm, I've actually wondered about the saying "slept like a baby" myself. Never really thought about Goofy and Pluto before LoL.
Thanks for the laugh :)
Hugs,
Roz
Hi Roz, yes we had a splendid time. It was the first trip in a long time with just the two of us. We drove over 2700 miles in 5 days, and are still speaking! I guess we are compatible :-)
DeleteGlad you enjoyed the funny's.
Hugs,
George
I was going to be clever and say that panties is plural because you have two legs. Then I thought for a bit and the penny dropped!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love little questions like these. Might borrow them to send on to some friends over here!
I am glad you had a lovely holiday. 2,700 miles in five days! Sounds like our journey to Spain last year, but further! We always share the driving but I have to admit we do have the occasional spat! You, clearly, are calm and patient. Ha!
Hugs
Ami
Hi Ami,
DeleteYou made me smile. I can just imagine your face when the "AHAAA" moment arrived! Please do send them to any friends and make them smile.
I don't know about calm and patient, I think we were just too darned tired to argue!!!
Blessings,
George