I have been away on vacation for a week. Nina and I had a really great time, but it is always good to be home. I received this from a friend a while ago and thought it was worth sharing.
Things to Think About!
Can you cry under water?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
And my favorite....Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?